Chemistry dating jokes
I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon. Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? Explanation: A benzene ring is a hexagon-shaped ring made out of hydrogen and carbon atoms — so it basically resembles a wheel. So put down that beaker, take off your safety glasses, and enjoy a few chemistry jokes and riddles. Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium? A: He He Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. And the next time you need an inorganic standard, be sure to think of Inorganic Ventures. Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k? The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."The neutron says "Are you sure? The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state. Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar? Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? We would like to apologize for not adding more jokes... Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? " The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge". So a precipitate is definitely not part of the solution. A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. They are frequently used and studied in organic chemistry. He says, "No, I'm traveling light." Explanation: OK, this is more of a physics joke. Not only is it literally traveling light (the illuminating kind), it's also traveling light (as in not heavy). It's pronounced like "al kine." So, alkynes of trouble sounds like all kinds of trouble. Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? Explanation: "0K" here actually stands for zero Kelvin. Explanation: Atoms are the smallest pieces of matter, they make up all of the elements and molecules and proteins and everything else on Earth. You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway. Hey baby, why don't you get your ligase working on my okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand.
In honor of our most elemental (heh heh) science, how about some chemistry jokes? The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died. Explanation: The glass is always completely full of something, be it a solid, liquid, or gas — unless the entire thing is in a vacuum and all the atoms are removed. If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. " The proton replies "I'm positive." Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element. As an ion chromatography chemist I made this one up: Anions aren't negative, they're just misunderstood. Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? Q: What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from? Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak? All of a sudden, she screamed: "Erlenmeyer, my joules! A: "Let's meet at the endpoint." Q: What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?