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Just like today's sex vocabulary includes funny euphemisms such as "crotch rocket," "vajayjay," and "bangability" (or is that last one just mine? September 17, 2010 LW: i like this cute new pics of you! i hear liberal girls are very, uh, accommodating of others of course! Meaning: If you enjoy playing back gammon, you might also enjoy playing with back doors. How to use it: "Your profile says you're into hockey, but after a night with me, you'll be a professional back gammon player."Meaning: To give a blowjob How to use it: "You might be playing the guitar, but watching you play 'Wonderwall' for the third time in a row really makes me want to bagpipe you."Meaning: According to Shakespeare, this is the collective noun for a man and woman having sex How to use it: "I walked into your bedroom expecting to find you asleep, but instead, I found a beast with two backs. I'm totally, definitely not a serial killer, but I saw this 'burning shame' thing and was wondering if you'd like to be my first victi — I mean, willing participant."Meaning: Love-making How to use it: "Are you up for a sexy, rough, pillow-biting round of basket-making tonight?"Meaning: Balls How to use it: "Oppa gingambobs, baby."Meaning: To have sex with a woman in the grass How to use it: "That red dress is making me want to take you outside and give you a green gown.